Part 1 is here. If you want the questions to do them yourself, they’re here. If you do them, please let me know too!
16. Rivendell or Lothlorien?
“For what?” is the question! I’d feel more at home in Rivendell, so if it’s a question of settling down somewhere, Rivendell it will be. As I said in Part 1 of this questionnaire, I’d love the mountains, the valley and the company.
If it’s for a visit, perhaps even quite a long one, I’d pick Lothlorien. It’s more unique and unearthly, unlike anything I’ve ever seen in real life. But for the very same reasons, I wouldn’t quite belong. Plus while I do love spending time in woods, I’d prefer more open countryside to gaze upon every day.
17. Least favorite character?
Grima is meant to be unappealing, and he is.
18. Have you ever cosplayed as one of the characters? If not, who would you choose?
I never have. It might be fun to try any number of characters, perhaps especially Gimli. Not sure I could pull it off though, not particularly dwarf-shaped.
19. What scene makes you laugh the most?
Not so much the scene as one great line.
20. If you could meet 3 of the actors, who would you choose?
- Sam Astin, he’s up to interesting stuff these days.
Ian Holm, seems like a nice guy, with a long career to talk about, including the radio version of LOTR,
Andy Serkis, because I think it’d be fun. Also – Gollum!
21. What are your top five favorite lines from the films?
Usually I like a passage rather than a line. Mostly a line only makes complete sense or gets its full impact from the context, and that’s what makes it a favortire. So I’ll quote passages and highlight the lines I mean.
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
Frodo: [of Gollum] It’s a pity Bilbo didn’t kill him when he had the chance.
Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo’s hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.
Frodo: I don’t suppose we’ll ever see them again.
Sam: We may yet, Mr. Frodo. We may.
Aragorn: Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*
Gimli: Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an Elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
22. What are your top five favorite lines from the book?
Some of my favorite lines are shared between the books and movies, but I’ll try to come up with five different one this time. (Also both times I decided not to include other lines like “His gardener” that I’ve included in other parts of this questionnaire.)
Bilbo: “I am old, Gandalf. I don’t look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed! Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can’t be right. I need a change, or something.”
‘A man may do both,’ said Aragorn. ‘For not we but those who come after will make the legends of our time. The green earth, say you? That is a mighty matter of legend, though you tread it under the light of day!
Theoden: Maybe we shall cleave a road, or make such an end as will be worth a song – if any be left to sing of us hereafter.
Elrond: The road must be trod, but it will be very hard. And neither strength nor wisdom will carry us far upon it. This quest may be attempted by the weak with as much hope as the strong. Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.
Bilbo: I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
There are so many great lines and passages, these selections are a little bit artbitrary. Another day, another mood, I’d pick some different ones.
23. Who do you think is the most underrated character?
I think all the major characters are well-loved, so it’ll have to be a non-obvious choice. How about Sauron? He never appears in person, but he permeates the book, and if Tolkien hadn’t done such a great job of portraying him, the whole story would have lost its power. Maybe that’s why the book is named after him.
24. Have you watched any of the animated films? If so, what are your opinions?
Not yet seen them.
25. How has LOTR affected your life?
A proper answer to that would take up its own blog post if not a whole series. But here’s a short version…
When I first read it, about 14 years old I think, I was moved, delighted and enthralled. When I re-read it at various times, I was transported back to Middle Earth, and also to that especially happy period of my life when I’d first read it. In some particularly bad patches of my life, that could be a big comfort.
Also the book’s influenced my outlook in various ways, especially when it comes to dealing with situations that seem frightening, daunting or hopeless. I’ll quote things from the books and movies to myself – like “It’s the job that’s never started as takes longest to finish”, or “The day may come when the strength of Pasduil fails… but it is not this day” – and it will help me approach the situation with the right attitude.
Lastly since th movies came out, I’ve got to connect with lots of like-minded people via our shared love of Tolkien, either adding an extra dimension to relationships with people I knew already, or making new friends.
26. Which characters would you want in your Fellowship?
How big would my fellowship be, and what would be its mission? The actual fellowship seems nearly ideal. Though I always found it hard to understand why Glorfindel wasn’t included.
27. Weapon of choice?
I’ve always had a liking for bow-wielding heroes, even before reading LOTR, so I’ll have a bow.
Alternately, if it should be a specific named weapon from LOTR, I’ll go for Sting.
28. Would you have volunteered to destroy the Ring?
Yes, I would. That is if no one more likely to succeed at the task was willing to try. I’m not sure how good of a candidate I’d be as ring-bearer. Possibly I’m hobbitish enough to resist it, but I might be susceptible to being lured into thinking it could be used to do good. But as humans go, I’d probably be a better candidate than most.
29. Who do you think is the most attractive character?
Physically attractive? I’ll say Eowyn, though I could easily have said Arwen instead.
30. Do you own any LOTR merchandise? If so, what is your favorite item?
I own books, DVDs, audiobooks etc, but nothing you’d call merchandise.
31. Have you read the book?
Yes, lots of times. By now you probably guessed that right?
32. Have you ever had a LOTR marathon? Describe your perfect marathon.
Not as such. I’ve had long sessions of watching a movie and then rewatching selected scenes, but never all three movies in one go.
If I was going to have a marathon I think ideally I’d want it over a long weekend, with one of the extended edition blu-rays per day, and having a bunch of Tolkien fans over to watch them with. Allow plenty of time for rewatching of favorite scenes, and talking them over together.
There should be time for pies and walks too.
33. When did you first watch the films and/or read the book?
I was about 14 or so when I first read Lord of the Rings. I saw the films as they came out, a good many years later.
34. What is your favorite film/book?
I tend to think of LOTR as one book. I first read it as a single volume paperback, so that’s how I always thought of it. But of the three volumes, I think Fellowship of the Ring might be my favorite. They all have many great scenes, but maybe FOTR has the most such. and the greatest variety of them too.
I’d chose the FOTR movie for the same reason, and also because seeing Middle Earth done so well for the first time had the biggest impact.
35. Get drink with/marry/fight to the death. (Pick three characters)
Drink – Gimli. He’d be fun to talk and banter with over a beer. Any of the hobbits would be great too though.
Marry – Eowyn. She’d be more fun to live with than Arwen, I’m thinking.
Fight to the death – Tricky. I don’t want to fight any of the goodies, and would I be able to defeat any of the baddies? If I can borrow a suitable Second Age weapon, I’ll fight Shelob.
36. Which scene scares you the most?
The Shelob scene scared me the most when I first read it in the book. I’m not sure anything in the movies really scares me, but perhaps Shelob again. Being in complete darkness with a monstrous spider is hard to beat for creepiness!
37. Gondor or Rohan?
Rohan, not least for their wonderful theme tunes.
38. Which character(s) would you want as your parent(s)?
I think Sam and Rosie would be great parents.
39. Which characters would you want as your best friends?
Sam is the bestest of best friends. Can there be any debate?
All of the fellowship would make great friends, and so would Bilbo.
40. When was the last time you watched the films/read the book?
I’m not sure. It’s been a few years since I watched or read them in their entirety, though I do read and watch chunks from time to time.
41. Favorite horse?
Bill the Pony.
42. If you could spend a day in Middle-earth, what would you want to do?
There’s lots I’d love to do, but I’ll say a day in The Shire, walking, talking and eating with some agreeable hobbits. Bilbo, Frodo and Sam would be excellent company if they’d show me around.
43. Is there anything you would change about the books?
Dare I meddle?
A way to extract the interesting stories from the Appendices and put them someplace they’re more likely to be read and enjoyed maybe?
Have an extended edition that’s a lot longer and shows us a lot more about the world and its cultures?
44. What do you think is the greatest lesson LOTR has to offer?
Victory, success or even survival might not be in your hands, but how you live your life and how you face up to whatever life brings you always is.
45. What would your dream home in Middle-earth be like?
Make Bag End big enough for me, and I’ll be very happy. Put it near a small river and some woodland too, and I’ll be even more delighted.
46. How would you describe what LOTR means to you in one word?
Ok, that’s one word that needs a lot of explaining. I’ll give you a less surreal answer.
47. Which death makes you the most sad?
Theoden. He’s like a beloved grandfather by the time he falls.
It might have been Gandalf on the first read through, when I didn’t know what happened afterwards.
48. Favorite behind-the-scenes moments from the films?
I don’t really remember too much of the behind-the-scenes stuff that I’ve seen. I haven’t rewatched it since the movies came out on DVD, so a long time ago now.
49. If you could own any item from the films, what would it be?
Gandalf’s staff. I might go walking with it.
50. If you had the opportunity to meet the Professor, what do you think you would say?
I’d tell him how much I’ve loved his work of course. And then there would be plenty of other things we could discuss. For example: Do Balrogs have wings? What did he mean when he said LOTR was a fundamentally Catholic work? What does he think about his work being beloved by technologists?
Credits: Hobbiton photo courtesy of Rob Chandler (flickr)